Why
Big Dogs
Don’t Own Stick
People.
Stick People
are
Anti-overgreeters!
How Big Dogs
Keep You
Where They Want You.
#1
The Foot Hold
Big Dogs turn their back
to you and promptly sit on your feet.
It is very effective and the most
commonly used.
It works on all sizes and shapes of people
and it does not matter if the person
is sitting or standing.
What Big
Dogs Do When
They Are
Bored.
Big,
bored
dogs
bring
YOU
their
toys.
All of them.
How
Big Dogs
Mooch.
#2 THE “I’M STILL HERE”
TECHNIQUE.
Sit down under table.
Place head on lap of person with your food.
Drool effusively.
Coming Soon
Who Would Confuse
A Big Dog
And A
Squirrel?
I don’t know!
Why do some people confuse this Big Dog with a bunny?
Is it because
this Big Dog and the bunny are both gray and white?
Is it because they both have ears?
Is it because they both have big “feet”?
Could it be because they will both eat carrots, because
neither are good hunters?